GOLDEN RAINBOW FEVOLUTION & MARRY ME TOUR: IVORY LIVE 2024

Hi beautiful FANS, 

RECAP 1 YEAR CROATIA ...

after I spend more than one year in my home country Croatia, which I had to leave back as a 3 year old in 1993 because of the war, a day that seemed to me like losing my entire home, culture, language, friends, sunshine and pretty much everything that was dear to my heart for the longest time, until I finally came back last year in March. 

I feel like - even though my times in this one last year of 2023 have been more troubled than ever and more troubled than ever imaginable in ways I would never have expected possible - despite all those cruelty and hardship that I had to witness against me and my closest family, which is my three dogs Rocket ROXX, Honey Harley & Bellarina Graceley, including one of them has been professionally killed in the city of Porec, Istra, upon that, all of them got constantly victims of rape / sexual abuse at any point and time that anyone got into the situation to potentially access any of their holes, no matter how much short time spanned this situation might have been, 

even though all this cruelty that we had to go through, it was also the first time in my life where I felt really loved and backed up by the entire country, by wonderful caring heart warming beautiful intelligent and ambitious but humble people, by the insanely incredibly beautiful nature that we are so blessed to experience here and first and foremost by GOD himself and all of his angels and even though I went through hell, I was facing a deeply healing journey, leading me back to my roots and demonstrating me every single day and night how pure and beautiful they are and how proud I can be of the positive vibes hearts and LOVE, the true core untamable essence of my entire country.

POVERTY AS A LIVING STANDARD

Unfortunately I also had to witness beyond desolate living conditions and circumstances among literally EVERY SINGLE WORKER (especially seasonal workers); every MOM; CHILD; BABY; ANIMAL; WOMAN, MAN; OLD PEOPLE; VETERANS; HOMELESS PEOPLE, BUSINESS OWNERS; ARTISTS, literally everyone, 

no matter their position, age, social class, religion or status.

I feel like I discovered the saddest truth that I was ever able to witness, coming home to not only one highly abused and completely politically toxic & massively abandoned country, but literally an entire BALKAN Region, European Continent and actually the whole world facing the same problem,

as a giant collective victim of patriarchy, which refers to the harmful violent phenomenon of the eldest most dominant member of the family /workplace / social construct abusing everyone else in the group in order to forcefully establish dominion over their peers to guarantee themselves a position of power & control over everyone else, in most cases through sexual violence which is continuously forced onto the victims, also especially at work places,

we live in a world where men systematically rape women in order to get them pregnant against their will to then claim to be their partner / or even husband 

the primary tool to force these from female side unwanted connections into reality is the old image and constructs of social bonds as traditional relationship/s & especially marriage, which is at the end of the day something which is what we are internally all striving for right ? 

we all want to have a family, we want to come home to our loved ones, to arrive in life, we all want to feel loved and cared for and welcome and appreciated and understood and supported and worshipped and important and happy & aligned with our nature and purpose, loved and accepted for who we are with all our flaws and different histories, situations and journeys. 

and it is important to live, practice and celebrate love & kindness, justice, inclusion, diversity instead of diversion and build tolerance and trust amongst each other in order to be a good role model & shine the light into the world, that we are all part of.

But what we are actually daily facing everywhere in the world, nowadays, is that literally the entire planet is destroyed by men in order to systematically take away everything that women and their teams/families long before the beginning of all times, have been collaboratively creating, especially with their pussies and bodies, for the good of their children & everyone around them, in the name of GOD, the Holy Spirit and the positive development of coming generations and the environment. 

Despite all efforts here are three reasons why we are facing war everywhere and just like many others, I aim to bring forever peace and salvation to this planet and if we as a collective are able to achieve a major shift within the following 3 things, we will be able to save the planet and create a wonderful safe life for those who deserve it:

* MONEY & everything you can buy with it as a tool to control & surpress people on all income levels and especially to destroy the innocent hard working classes and lower

* MEAT, ORGANS & BLOOD from humans & animals for food industry, cosmetics & Pharma

* MORONS & DMends , = POLITCS / GOVERN M E N T against women & innocents incl. failed medical & justice systems , hospitals, organ trade, human rights which exist only on paper and only on the papers of some countries, legal difficulties such as women can't get married to women even though this is the major sense making design by god himself,  women being around other women for mutual support.

and all the above down to MEN taking everything away from women in order to destroy it on their behalf, even forcing marriage upon us while making it ILLEGAL BY LAW THAT A WOMAN CAN GET MARRIED TO ANOTHER WOMAN, so they can raise their offspring together as a family, 

just like FEMALES OF ALL SPECIES have been doing it since the beginning of all LIFE THAT THEY AND ONLY THEM DO CONTINUOUSLY CREATE, 

instead of woman having their and their babies backs from evil and can thrive in trust, they are systematically destroyed, 

so my main goal is to establish FEMALE POWER everywhere I go by becoming a global ambassador for THE DIVINE FEMININE , ton actively fight for the global right for same sex marriage, actual human rights, protection, instantly covered basic needs for everyone worldwide such as free drinking water, free vegan food such as fruit , vegetables, beans, soup etc. , shelter, basic clothing & free public laundry, free showers, hygiene products & healthcare & free outdoor training community spots & family playgrounds,  online+offline school & training possibilities everywhere - because WE HAVE THE OPPORTUNITIES, we just need to align the powers of all the riches that we have worldwide to the needs of the people, those who are still alive after all the war in the last thousands of years and still surviving every single day.

Of course I also include & speak up for everyone else on the rainbow spectrum like MALE BI & GAY COUPLES, TRANS , QUEER & + , I FIGHT FOR RIGHTS FOR THE TORTURED; THE MUTED; THE ABUSED; THE GOOD ONES, the ANGELS.

I DONT WANT TO SPEAK UP THO FOR RIGHTS to ABUSIVE PEOPLE of any gender, race, kind, age and origin, WHO JUST WANT TO COVER THEIR CRIMINAL OFFENCES UP WITH A RAINBOW FLAG WHICH IS NOT THE POINT OF THIS, 

this is for the SHINING GOLDEN RAINBOW, not the bloody ashes on it, 

I AM PROMOTING the sacred energy of the PROTECTIVE & LIFE GIVING DIVINE FEMININE which lies within all of us, no matter our gender, our sexual orientation or any other factor, it is our HEART.

I also especially fight for animal rights and rights for disabled people who have special needs and all the victims of police & medical brutality & torture & ESPECIALLY VICTIMS OF PSYCHIATRIC EXPERIMENTS, FAMILY INCEST & DOMESTIC VIOLENCE, 

also I am aiming to revolutionize the police worldwide and start with setting up a system for local victims of all kinds of brutality where they can easily report and get instant help & arrests for offenders in public through screen terminals on the streets, supermarkets, buses, trains, train stations, airports, cities, kiosks, gas stations, cinemas, mc Donalds, literally everywhere, whenever anyone, no matter if child or animal or grown up person is ready to let go of their abuser, just like ordering freedom at McDonalds. 

STEP II : GLOBAL POTATO REVOLUTION

Don't ask questions here, but also, I aim to become the future new CEO & OWNER OF MC DONALDS INC and at the same time transform this iconic vintage company, which has been, together with the Coca Cola company, 

probably THE LARGEST KILLER or at least responsible for the largest amount of official legal global killing and torture of animals (and humans) for the purpose of human feeding, not only causing devastating and literally heart smashing consequences for our beautiful mother planet earth and all her most beloved LIFE, 

but also resulted in major health danger for consumers worldwide by literally serving cancer to go based on a - indeed very tasty and satisfying eating experience - but at the same time bite by bite, literally DEATH ON DEMAND, not only for the dead burned flesh we consume, but also the most negative effects this feeding behavior has for the human organism, its health and potential functionality and closely connected on that: our bodies LITERAL LIFE SPAN.

MEAT IS BAD KARMA.

And no matter how sweet it might taste at times, when we do consume it, especially in highestly processed forms like fast food or sausages etc. (something which I, as an original 90ies BALKAN KID from (and the first three 3 years raised in) the global vampire capital of meat production: 

ISTRA; CROATIA, I honestly DO LOVE WITH ALL MY HEART AND BEING, I am obsessed with prsut, truffles & dairy products, especially Goat products BUT: we have tons more of all of that, in all shapes and qualities, but also I see especially in Croatia, especially in Pula entire markets trying to sell the exact same product while the entire city is broke and broken to the max, no matter which city and where, 

people are suffering, families, old people, literally almost everyone are struggling to survive, while at the same time working as hard es ever, without any hope for mercy or better days, 

ALL PEOPLE WORLDWIDE ARE SUFFERING IN HELL; DAY BY DAY; NIGHT BY NIGHT;

while on the other hand, traders traitors worldwide have nothing to do but sit behind their phones as Digital nomads or whatever in the new big online casino of Bitcoin and Co, at least most dudes, 

then, on the other side girls start to realize that its time to start doing any kind of digital marketing or similar online which turns them into millionaires and billionaires but leaves them not only with super empty equity apartments which are there to produce tons of millions of PASSIVE INCOME 

Men are playing monopoly, for them money is nothing but a toy, just like they see everything else in life that they like and claim to "LOVE" as they then systematically 

with the precision that only an orca killer is able to display when they kill 7+meter long great white sharks on their own and within seconds surgically perfect extract nothing but the sharks liver within seconds, just to leave the rest of the big fish to the seagulls, 

just with the difference, that orcas are actually good people and sadly, most men sadly ain't and I know that we can all agree on the fact that we don't need extra proof on this one, we've surely had enough extra exes who gave us extra horror to add up to our extraordinary wise experience repertoire with all of those exes slaying our existence apart with poisoned axes.

we are facing a most stupid inflation as the Euro eats up the entire Balkan and literally helps no one but the BUNDESBANK & the European Central Bank,

and my point is to bring literally life back to people, by

make a SALES STOP - just like COVID - in order to RE CREATE THE SYSTEM and built one together that allows us to enjoy our lives and all the abundance in all kind of blessings that we already have produced in plenty and aren't able to sell, to bring waste literally down to zero and to recycle literally every resource we have all brought to this planet to this day.)

 into the happiness brining flagship of the global vegan WEROLLution by taking the number one thing, that turned mc Donalds into the success that it is, lets be honest, which is no other than our dearest since the beginning of all times BELOVED FRIEND & SAVIOUR & COMPANION T H E 

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the only veggie which is insanely variable in its ways to food process / cook it and at the same time requires both HEAT & FAT in order to be turned into the golden glory which she truly is, 

<< R A W  s h e  i s.   < L E T H A L L Y P O I S O N O U S  > >>

THE EDIBLE MAGIC requires high heat COOKING, some miracle human thing that is not available to any wild animal, who can never actually get to enjoy a potato, not even speaking about all the other magic you can create with them, the more skills and ingredients you add to their processing, but, 

lets get back to the potatoportante pint point here, 

which is not, that potato is also the simple but essential base of the most mysterious & througout multiple world wars life saving organic creation of VODKA, 

but far beyond those qualities, the cooked potatoes also wins on the nutritional scale, dominating through exceptionally perfect biological features such as richness in nourishing micro and macro nutrients, filling fibers and a satisfying taste, that is capturing our hearts happy wings in no matter which product we find the miracle of potato and its golden traces.

no matter the gender, race or species, in our WORLD and ALL SOCIETIES, 

POTATO is SO MAJORLY AND ALWAYS WELCOMED & LOVED KIND OF DOMINANT, OMNIPRESENT, OMNI REQUIRED, OMNI POWERFUL & OMNI BLESSING TO ALL OF OUR WORLDS, CONNECTING US through fulfilling her one wonderful tasks: to FEED US. 

and MC DONALDS WOULD NEVER HAVE GOTTEN ANYWHERE WITH THEIR GOLDEN M, THE POTATO SMILE, AND SOLD NO BURGER WITHOUT FRIES

therefore I aim to achieve world PEACE THROUGH A GLOBAL POTATO REVOLUTION, 

at the same time - using the proven by covid existing infrastructures to immediately close down the global meat & dairy production through 

a) strikes from 1. supermarkets & restos : instant stop to sell any kind of meat&dairy products, which is also good for them because it costs them a lot to buy the meat in advance so this move will actually also help the restaurants 

b) STRIKE OF ALL WORKERS , staying at home in order to refuse to contribute to the torture, slaughter & production process of new meat & dairy PLUS

c) governmental new instant laws that all to the day existing meat&dairy worldwide which is put on instant sale stop has to be precisely weighed, labeled and registered as storage value item for each and every gastronomy, food seller or animal food production business globally, 

next thing, all meat & dairy gets all packed and sealed and frozen so it stays available as a future resource - to be carefully decided about after we have established a vegan food standard status quo EVERYWHERE WORLDWIDE. 

If theres problems with storage the local communities have to support supermarkets and local businesses to provide space to freeze the labeled & registered meat & dairy goods in large halls, upon that all registered meat&dairy has to be officially registered in the new global government database platform.

No to this day existing meat or dairy must be put to waste or trash or anything. 

TOGETHER we will be successfully re creating the entire system into one that serves this planet and all her living beings with an innocent heart. <3 

In this magic MISSION OF GLOBAL PEACE I will go on a combined BLOG & MUSIC TOUR, 

the MARRY ME IVORY TOUR, playing music together with my fans and friends, 

reviewing the most beautiful hotels, restaurants and places, 

spreading LOVE & KINDNESS & CELEBRATING TOGETHER TO FINALLY LEGALISE SAME SEX MARRIAGE WORLDWIDE and thereby SAVE THE WORLD and all its living things, so they can all be in harmony for the first time. 

and heres the dates, the provisory plan where you can see the cities that I aim to visit and where I also accept offers for hotel collabs, 

21.3.-24.3. Zagreb Festival of LIGHTS

24.3.-30.3. VIENNA

31.3. - 3.04. FRANKFURT / WIESBADEN / MAINZ

1.4.-8.4. VIENNA

9.4.-12.4. HANNOVER

12.4.-16.4. COLOGNE

PLQNUNG

 

TAG	DATUM	ARTIST	2	3	CITY	location	hotel	transport
Mi	20.3.	FESTIVAL ZG			ZAGREB
Do	21.3.	FV ZG			ZAGREB
Fr	22.3.	FV ZG	DAVID		Kyrgistan ZG
Sa	24.3.	PALFFI VIE			VIE Almaty, Kazakstan
So	25.3.				Astana, Kazakstan
Mo	26.3.
Di	27.3.
Mi	28.3.
Do	29.3.
Fr	30.3.
Sa	31.3.	DAVID	SUISSE		INTERLAKEN	Kursaal
So	1.4.

APRIL

 

SPECIALS:

2.4. BELLI 5 YEAR BDAY 

11.4. MOM BDAY 

12.4. ELLA BDAY

 

 

TAG	DATUM	HEARTIST	2	3	stadt	location	hotel	transport
SO	1.4.
Do	2.4.	BELLI BDAY	DAVID		MAINZ	RHeingoldhalle
Fr	3.4.
Sa	4.4.	DAVID			SALZBURG	Great Festival House
So	5.4.
Mo	6.4.	DAVID	ICONIC		INNSBRUCK	Congress
Di	7.4.	DAVID	ICONIC		VIENNA	Vienna Music Society
Mi	8.4.
Do	9.4.	DAVID	ICONIC		DUISBURG	Philharmonie Mercatorhalle
Fr	10.4.	DAVID	ICONIC		HANOVER	Kuppelsaal
Sa	11.4.	MAMA BDAY	ICONIC
So	12.4.	DAVID	ICONIC		KÖLN	Philharmonie

are you with me? you SHOULD be!!

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much love to all of you my lovely fans, 

Ivory & the Puppies <3 <3 <3